The things they say!

3 things quickly:

1) Yesterday after nap the students wanted to sing. So I let them take turns singing what they wanted. Lily gets up and this is what we hear:

"I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world, ........ you can brush my hair, and whiskers everywhere!" HILARIOUS!

2) We finished academic testing yesterday and to reward my students for a job well done, I brought them popsicles today. They were THRILLED! In their excitement they started blurting things out like "I love you Mrs. Thompson" "You're the best Mrs. Thompson" "Mrs. Thompson you're hot" Here is the kicker "Mrs. Thompson you're hot and sexy" My jaw dropped and I had to tell him that isn't the right thing to say to your teacher!

3) So one of my girls thinks she has to be first at Everything...including the first one done with going potty. She finishes her business but comes out of the stall with her pants halfway down. Today I had to help her get her button done right and in the process had to bend down.....and I heard this "Mrs. Thompson has a big booty!" OH MY! She was totally trying to be funny, but we had to have a chat too!

4) I know I said three, but I thought of one more. I have a little girl that doesn't (it's not that she can't, she is somewhat lazy and talks like a baby) say the 'ck' sound. There were three girls waiting for me at 7:30 this morning and while they played I was checking my email. They decided to play "kitty", all I kept hearing was, "here titty titty", "no, titty", "pretty titty." I was laughing so hard on the inside.